I was tired at 8 PM and totally ready for bed.

Of course, that didn’t happen.

Around 10:30 I told myself “Just check for updates, then lie down.”

And now it’s after 1 AM and I’ve gotta go out with the fam tomorrow morning because mom’s getting dental work done and I get to sort out how to entertain the kids while we wait, then we’re trying to get a half-day at the water park, since the kids go back to school on Wednesday

KIDS GO BACK TO SCHOOL WOO

Oh um sorry that was EXACTLY TEH RIGHT AMOUNT OF EXCITEMENT YES NO MORE BEING NAILED TO THE HOUSE DURING THE DAY NO MORE IRRITATINGLY IRRATIONAL SISTER STUNTS WOOOO

I’m so tired my eyes are watering.

I had to slap myself compulsively earlier because something like 7 moths all flew at me and tried to land in/on my ear and up my nose and I don’t know what the fuck that was about, but I managed to smack one while it was crawling on me and uughhhh gross. 

I try not to be unduly terrible to bugs, but seriously, fuck these moths. There is an entire basement and little nooks and crannies and cracks to the outside - if light hurts so bad, why the FUCK to they fly into it? And just WHAT exactly about my body is appealing to them? They fly into me/my face/my head/my skin, they risk dying in a slapping frenzy. 




disney-licious:

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artchoface:

more stuff I shouldnt be doing when I have other stuff to do BUT- OH WELL. i saw this dress that of-another-broken-heart posed >D asdlfnasdf SO PRETTY! So here’s a dolled up Scarlet <3 Wonder what shes lookin at…




thisiseverydayracism:

The prison-industrial complex is just a myth…right?

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enochianwarbirds:

oversized hoodies

you think they’re clothes

but they’re actually wearable hugs

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najadevalentina:

you know the friendship’s real when there’s a rumour you’re gay for each other

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raideo:

spookyelric:

sphynx-prince:

yungcoochie:

bankston:

goodreasonnews:

amazingatheist:

I’m so glad to see the younger generation waking up to this hypocrisy. 

The homeowner at 22 one is killing me.

…………………….

This meme makes me so angry because it’s so on-target.

I am screaming

this isn’t even funny to me it just makes me want to find the nearest baby boomer and deck them in the mouth

I reblog this every time because it always re-ignites my anger.

I feel you sphynx-prince.  

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lacy-pasties:

fitforsummer-hotforlife:

piefacemcgee:

shrineart:

lanadelblu-ray:

therainssmallhands:

turntechstridercest:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

doctorrivaille:

sb5ive:

rapunzelie:

new undies: cute
stretchmarks: also cute

No no no and NO stretch marks are never cute!! wtf too lazy to go get some cocoa butter and use it daily? We all have stretch marks but we can get rid of it.. People should take care of themselves and if cocoa butter didnt work for you make an appointment for a laser stretch mark removal dont be a lazy ass

all stretch marks are beautiful no exceptions 

  1. stretch marks are perfectly fine and natural and beautiful, free lightning bolt tattoos yo
  2. cocoa butter is a preventative that does not always work, and smells and stains clothes and oh yeah, since a lot of people get stretch marks just from growing NOT from weight, theyd have to slather their whole body and no one really wants to do that or smell like that so strongly.
  3. laser treatment? really? you want people to pay $1000+/appt (usually takes a few treatments) to get rid of something perfectly natural because you’ve named yourself standard of the fucking world and think we all live to please you? most people dont have that money and if they do thats not what they want to spend it on.
  4. also fuck you.

I usually don’t reblog ladies in undies, but for real. Don’t fuckin’ knock people over stretchmarks, or anything on their bodies for that matter. I’ve been underweight all my life and have them from growing. They happen. The just do. 

FREE LIGHTNING TATTOOS

You’ve earned your beautiful stripes, you fine ass tiger.

Lightning tats bro. Lightning tats.
I always think of them as that.

Because God forbid someone actually be happy with themselves. OP is adorable.

Only thing ugly is your ugly ass attitude

But seriously those cute coral lace panties. 

Stretch marks are like battle scars, man. You’ve done some growing up, and your body is the vessel showing it off. Go you for appreciating yourself. 

And fuck the person who says they ain’t cute.

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mayakern:

sometimes i forget how gay i am

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themightyglamazon:

miss-nerdgasmz:

cchtml:

This feeling when you walk into big art supply stores …

brb changing underwear

TAG YOUR PORN FOR SHAME

I don’t know what I did to deserve this. I didn’t think I’d be going to heaven after I died.

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newtonsapplejuice:

hyrulewarriors:

i’ll be ok with zero suit samus in shorts if i also get the option to play link in nothing but tiny jean shorts

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